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#94  [ - (1) + ]
<polite> "You wouldn't want to buy a car built and tested in a third world country -- such as India --, so why would you want to buy software from such a place?
<polite> Indian software crashes all the time, the last thing I need is for my Indian car to vere into a lightpost because I turned on my air conditioner

#93  [ - (1) + ]
<origin> human foreskin though?
<origin> doesn't seem economical
<norstar> why not?
<norstar> paents actually pay to have their children mutilated, all they have to do is collect the savagely traumatised foreskin and sell it on the market
<norstar> they are profiting off the pain, suffering and loss inflicted on men
<origin> 4.3 Million babies are born each year in the United States, let's say half are boys, and let's say thus 95% of them are circumcised, that leaves about 2 million tiny pieces of foreskin each year. This business would ahve to get them from all these hospitals, the oens that aren't using the foreskins for other purposes. The undertaking of just shipping, storing, transporting, paying for, etc. people is just not economical. Especialyl where the only viable source is something for 5 years ago on "NBC 10" and a few blogs? Maybe a couple of other sites that just hint to it, and nobody knows about this? Simply googling for it you have to dig to find any sources. Is it some massive conspiracy and cover up just to make some make up?
<norstar> actually it was mentioned on the oprah winfrey show by the manufacturer of TNS recovery complex. also they use the foreskin in a culture can be used for decaded to yeild miles of material.
<norstar> decades
<norstar> Oprah just loves the idea of adding creams to her face grown from foreskins savagely torn from the bodies screaming infants.
<origin> I'm sure that's what she says to herself when she wakes up in the morning from her bed of spikes and takes her lava and fire shower

#92  [ - (1) + ]
<@polite> Having Finder crash MacOS is like opening the card catalogue and having the library burn down

#91  [ - (1) + ]
On Romania:
<~wahrheit> their standard of living is just lower than ours :\
<~wahrheit> be nice
<nrr> it's like living in the 1960's, but with cellular phones and modern microcomputers
<+IggyBot> Hey, we used to have a Romanian server for this network
<polite> Paris Hilton's music just has a lower standard of talent

#90  [ - (1) + ]
<polite> My name is MC HIV I gotta license to kill, if you black you know you gonna get ill, now what do we have here, DJ AIDS comin' from a black dick of fear, better use a condom 'cause i'm comin' up the rear

#89  [ - (1) + ]
<garian> one of our cats chewed on electrical wiring last year and now she's kind missing part of her lip
<princess> =(
<polite> =o!
<polite> OH MY GOD THAT IS FUNNY!
<garian> haha
<garian> my parents think her brain is scrambled, but i think she's just testy
<polite> i'm in stitches over here

#88  [ - (1) + ]
<ChangeUsername262> What is gourmet
<polite> haute taute stuff

#87  [ - (1) + ]
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<polite> I spent like 10 minutes doing this
<polite> I spent longer making this ASCII art, than it takes me to have actual sex
<~wahrheit> Now we know who really needs the new hobby
<polite> I have a hobby, it's making words of ASCII out of those words

#86  [ - (1) + ]
[22:27:07] <+Iggy_Koopa> you know, there's a theory
[22:27:12] <~wahrheit> there's a theory about everything
[22:27:23] <+Iggy_Koopa> that Germanic languages were Finnic in origin
[22:27:28] <polite> I've got a theory that wahrheit wants my ass, but I have yet to test this with a control
[22:27:33] <+Iggy_Koopa> but received heavy influence from Indo-European
[22:27:42] <~wahrheit> I have no control, polite, so open your backdoor!

#85  [ - (1) + ]
<polite> i still don't know how to take apart a human body skillfully

#84  [ - (1) + ]
<princess> My college roommate was Nigerian. He would always write me cashier's checks for twice the rent and then ask for the difference back in cash.

#83  [ - (1) + ]
<princess> god damn, people are so generic when talking about themselves. "I like movies and listening to music and hanging out with friends" oh yeah? I like tomato cultivation and civil war cannons

#82  [ - (1) + ]
<Iggy_Koopa> HEY I THINK SHAKESPEARE BROKE IAMIC PENTAMETER GOD I HATE THIS ASSIGNMENT

#81  [ - (1) + ]
<wahrheit> I've gotten blowjobs from my mother. I can tell you that it wasn't that good.

#80  [ - (1) + ]
<princess> get your jumper cables, we'll fix the internet

#79  [ - (1) + ]
<polite> "miraculous black figure" how many times have I heard that on the news?

#78  [ - (1) + ]
<polite> Hey, do you guys think the government is on to me? I mean, my heavy water plant in the back yard makes a shitload of noise and is an eye sore to the natural landscape

#77  [ - (1) + ]
<Dudicon> There is nothing that produces quite the same joy as realizing further procrastination is possible.

#76  [ - (-6) + ]
<ness> i got chicken niggers for dinner
<ness> nuggets*
<kanina> lol

#75  [ - (-8) + ]
<@vortux> wheres lapland?
<Zeikan> Finland
<Zeikan> it's where Santa lives :D